Thursday, April 4, 2013

Offspring: Season Four is Coming

A freight train is barreling down towards us people. A giant Offspring Season Four train, shaped with Nina's pregnancy dreams, Billie's infertility, Patrick's broody-ness, Mama Proudman's weird freak me out even in the promo and yes I realize hopefully that it's just a dream scene.

The publicity machine is starting to kick into gear for Offspring Season Four and while we've got no official date, we do have a season promo that doesn't give much away. 



Still, the expert analyzer that I am (sadly Melbourne Uni won't acknowledge Offspring coverage as an official degree and therefore continue to deprive my mother the chance of getting her daughter a degree in something!) I've studied the trailer and taken a few key pointers away.

Am totes happy for Nina to continue dreaming her mad bananas dreams, but if Mama Proudman actually has a naked spa threesome with Doc Dad and Darcy Dad then my rage will hit new heights!

Clegg is back and this makes me happy but let's not waste the brilliance - don't make him a catch phrase character always carrying the comedy burden. 

Hot new mysterious doctor: um, was this not the very description given to Dr Patrick Reid!! I'm all for hot, new, mysterious doctors (both fictional and real) but Patrick and Nina deserve a season of coupleness and if this derails that THEN SO HELP ME!

And finally, thanks to Ten promo team for the hint at randy couch make outs - long live the randy Patrick and Nina couch time antics! 

Any other Season Four theories based on this clip?