We jump straight into Little Intern-gate with Nurse Kim,
playing to Nina’s insecurities like a manipulative, yet funny, genius that she
is. She gently prods about Little Intern and her ‘story’ and then after a funny
off in which it’s confirmed, Nina is incredibly unfunny, (seriously a check 1,
2 jokes – oh Nina) plants the seed of doubt merely by linking their names in
once sentence. Boom it’s on!
I'd like to dedicate this next number to my future child |
Nina hurries to her baby doc appointment, arrives late and
finds a parking spot right in front (every Melburnian calls utter bullshit on
this. Friendly, charming, have my apartment while you recover from your
hangover Jesus types, maybe but parking places in front of the place you
immediately need to be at – BULLSHIT!)
And then we meet Doctor KAMAHL! Seriously, casting people,
BRILLIANT stunt casting – I tip my hat to you. Nina rambles unchecked about her
medical career, her non-existent birth plan. Nina of course wants a completely
natural, easy, drug free birth. This is a pure fantasy – no TV show ever
allowed its main character to not have a birth that didn’t have a rare genetic
complication that meant lots of frowning and concern but all was fine in the
end. Nina of course, doesn’t read TV Tropes 101 so believes easy and carefree
is going to happen while Kamahl tries book her in for a C-section and completely
ignores Nina and Patrick’s wants.
What up Kamahl! |
Outside Patrick shows his continued growth by guessing Nina
might not be comfortable even when she herself can’t get there. Nina switches
gears and with an edge asks if Patrick knows Little Intern. His denial doesn’t
clear Nina’s height requirement and even Patrick can see this thing ain’t over.
Back at the hospital, Nina attempts to stop her runaway
train of Little Intern crazy by telling Nurse Kim, her man ain’t know that
girl. Happily for us, it ends Nina fantasy of Patrick and Little Intern getting
it on. Hello Green Sheet sexy Patrick (yay props department for continuity).
Hello LOVER! |
Arriving home we find, not only Patrick and Mick and Billie
waiting with some SERIOUS news. Billie had the 20K to repay and wants the
appropriate low toned level of awe and ceremony to mark the occasion. [This is
wear my segment of catch up TV froze and stalled recap Wednesdays.] Nina rewards Billie with a clearance from Grey Skull and yep, a
He Man reference made me laugh.
Nina can’t let go about Little Intern, and launches into
Round 3 of could you have slammed Little Intern. Patrick admits to melting down
a little after his marriage ended and sleeping around and that, sure maybe,
past persons might have been Little Intern. Can we have some flashback eps
please? Raise your hand if you want to see dark and slutty Patrick for episode.
This of course naturally turns into What’s Your Number. Nina
is SUPER proud of her 7 and Patrick is less proud, but seriously, he is proud
of 35.
Oh yeah, the ladies loved when Dr Reid made house calls! BOOM TISH! |
Billie and Nina compared notes afterwards, and 7 is deemed
incredibly low – and actually 6.5 because of an ill aborted threesome in which
she was left out. Nina is realising that apparently she hasn’t actually been
around the block that much. The entire Proudman family is very loose on both
the sharing of who they have slept with and also the judgement of numbers and in
typical Nina fashion, her work, life and career are all aware of her entire
personal life within 24 hours.
Mama Proudman attempts to put Billie in Darcy’s frame of mind
for possibly taking over Proudman Real Estate. He takes it with a grain of
salt, and then turns up to work and launches his ‘I’m Selling You Out’ spiel
without much tact or tenderness. Billie makes an offer to buy, but Darcy
basically says, you’re a cold hearted bitch and you’re not smart enough to run
the business. That is way harsh Darcy, way harsh. Never go into business with
your family – rule 1! It does however offer Kat Stewart another opportunity to
showcase the subtle strength she gives to Billie and how this season seems to
be about slowly, but surely unpicking that strength. Her infertility, her
family’s familiar to really believe in her and recovery from a troubled marriage
patch. Speaking of which she heads off to see Mick and finds him and Fiesty
Orange jamming out and her independence unable to crack enough to say, I really
need you.
Another layer of failure, another Stewart home run of acting |
Back in Nina-Land, we’re hitting upon a vintage season one
Nina, she of insecurities, she of rambling about the men in her life and only
able to focus on the small details. The Nina that really actually annoys me.
Seriously, I get the plot has to move towards Shady Little Intern, but is there
a way we can do it without making Nina like a co-dependent, man envy ridden neurotic.
After quizzing repeatedly all parties of the ‘maybe they had sex’ coupling like a Year Eight student, we learn that Little Intern once worked with Patrick.
I'm calling from the Chris Havel Memorial Balcony - so of course, I'm NUTS! |
Cherie interrupts Nina’s meltdown because she has decided
she wants her own plot. Apparently things with Doc Martin aren’t going well,
and she wants it over. Also in a never before seen friendship, Kate – Sister of
Revelations, is the third person Cherie can trust for advice. It’s all very
random and moving the chess pieces around the board. Afterwards we have an
attempted meet-cute with Kate – Sister of Revelation and a potential new love interest.
She attempts to call him later, with
Cherie’s inexplicable support and totally Reid’s it up. We now see when Patrick
gets his snappy, slightly angry tinged banter from – its Reid DNA. Later in the
episode, Bike Courier Man turns up at her sports med clinic and surprise, she has to
treat him. What are the carefully script chances!
Nina is then again late for her counselling session with
Patrick and young hot counsellor. It basically becomes an explosion of Nina’s
neurosis and insecurities and hammers home the point that Nina is (needlessly
and under-explained) insecure about her relationships with every man – ever.
We then head to Billie’s house where after feeling no
support from her extended family all day, she has barricaded herself in a doona
of failure and doubt. As she confides to her sister, that her salvation from
being parentless was being good at her job, and that is actually now proven untrue. She also admits that she can’t bear to hear Mick brush this off in his lovable laidback manner because it's too important to her, Kat
Stewart breaks me. THIS is what I want Offspring, mature looks at adult
relationships that are complex and interwoven and ask actors to do more than
screech like banshees.
Breaking down, cosy and comfy. |
From sublime to stupid, naked spa is sadly not a dream. Mama Proudman continues her GRAND run of
selfishness by deciding to naked spa with her current partner, in her previous
partner’s house. FOR FUCK’s SAKE! Spa nakedness is apparently hijinks funny and so
everyone jumps in. I just can’t do this shit – it serves no purposes and I don’t
see the point except to show off how epically selfish Geraldine is about those
around her from children to lovers.
You immature selfish WANKERS |
Mick then charges in and confronts Papa Proudman, asking for
him to believe in his daughter and when dissatisfied with the answer, boos his
father in law. Listen, the line ‘I say boo to you’ is funny, Eddie Perfect is a
big reason why it lands. But immediately having Nina join in this and both of
them repeatedly boo-ing falls mega flat. Naked spa sessions combined with the
boo-ing is why I don't do zany eccentric Australian TV. It's why I've had
seriously problems with Offspring in the past.
It's funny right, so zany funny! |
Mick returns to Billie and reminds me why this couple are lovely
when written well. He brings chocolate ice-cream and then serenades her with an
empowering belief song that includes references to a Billie dedicated Tumblr. Gold
star Mick!
What rhymes with Tumblr? |
Nina arrives home and has a very quick, easy, rational conversation
about parenting choices and how past partners don’t really matter to where they
are now. See Nina, it WASN’T THAT HARD!
Billie turns up the next day to Proudman Real Estate and her line (and Kat Stewart’s delivery) of 'I head you
got boo-ed by my husband’ is pretty damn brilliant and almost, almost worth the
naked spa scene. She is pitching herself
to take over business and for God's sake Darcy give Billie a FUCKING break –
which thankfully, he does and offers a deal.
Little Intern is called in to face Nina's odd and bizarre
Spanish Inquisition. Little Intern didn't sleep with Patrick, she just
witnessed him a drug stupor and then reported him. Apparently this is gravely
horrible which baffles me because it wasn't like it wasn’t a) true - it was, he
was a druggie and b) the right thing - it was she might have even saved lives.
Let's talk - how do you braid your hair like that? |
Next week's preview however leads us to believe Little
Intern is Glenn Close and she will eventually work her way up to bunny boiling.
Thank God Rocket the dog died, as the only known pet in the Proudman family he was a
prime target.
I KNOW!!!! Hear hear. Preaching to the converted. Singing to the choir. My thoughts exactly felicity.
ReplyDeleteI jokingly said this season was about nina realising she was a lesbian. Now I think it's Eloise and she's not after Patrick, she's after nina. It would at least make it interesting. Because if nina and Patrick have problems because nina thinks there's something going on with Eloise (or if Patrick actually gets it on with Eloise) I swear I will stop watching. Enough already.
Spot on review, Felicity.
ReplyDeleteThe entire sketch of spa & boo made me cringe big time.
And Nina is very S1 without that freshness factor of seeing it for the first time.
Won't be surprised if Nina has twins. Because you know juggling two babies is Neurotic NinaX2.
Yes!
ReplyDeleteThat plot line with Cherie was super annoying not to mention is was pretty much the same script as when she decided she was no longer into Fireman Sam. I honestly could not believe I was watching it...sure it was slightly better because they used little flashed in scenes of Clegg being odd but still - lazy writing.
The Bille and Mick stuff was the best of the episode.
I find the new Patrick much easier to deal with but its hard to reconcile him with mr cranky I need to stay in hotel rooms Patrick.
Me me me – I’d love to see a dark & slutty Patrick! Thank you Felicity for the episode recaps, love it.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Eloise is the new Exposition Character, now that Kate looks like maybe having her own mini-storyline (we can only hope that continues in positive manner – LOL to Reid DNA comment!).
Hopefully Eloise will bring about some discussion of Patrick’s drug background, as you would remember from my ramblings last year, I think its all been glamorised a bit until now (he was an addict, he’s clean now, see him working as a doctor, it’s all in the past – which of course it can never really be behind him).
They always edit the ad each week to be as misleading as possible, plus I have seen the TV Week article about next week’s episode (ep4) – so I’m not super worried about the Eloise & Patrick drink and text! Maybe the “one drink” makes him more flirty (remember what happened last time he drank?! Seduced Nina on his doorstep!) and Eloise, naive and innocent as I think she is, develops mini-crush on him just because he is charming to her (she has until now thought she ruined a man’s career)?
But when are they going back to Patrick’s new man-cave – we saw him making furniture (swoon) in ep1 and not mentioned again?!
Gotta say not a massive fan of this season so far....
ReplyDeleteI am liking the addition of the spunky therapist. However many other aspects are feeling forced or not authentic to me...
Thanks Felicity, I love the recaps as much as the show. I am not sure what I think yet about Season 4.
ReplyDeleteLikes: Kat Stewart!!She really makes me LOL! Mick and Billie save the show. I think the writers listened to the requests of this blog at the end of Season 3: more shirtless Patrick, hot sexy times, a storyline for Kate with a new man.
Dislikes: the Naked Spa Scene (Geraldine generally), Cherie doing the ditch and run road trip with Darcy, Nina's neurosis,that Patina use sex everytime there is a drama.
For a professional woman I wonder how Nina ever got through a 5 year University degree and then specialisation, exams etc when she is so ditzy and preoccupied with trivial events.
The adds and the FB site certainly beat up the Little Intern story. I think Eloise has a simple crush on Patrick and is relieved she didn't ruin his life. Weird that she text him in the middle of the night though. I agree with Felicity, that he should not have stayed out so late with Little Intern without texting Nina.
I like Patrick's growth and he seems more mature and supportive of Nina generally. It's great they are having counselling as their relationship is pretty screwed up and they have previous issues (his drug use, Gus etc.
Lets see where it all leads and I hope they can have a more normal relationship. As someone said, they don't have much to build their relationship on yet except inner city cool, sex and being Drs so I hope the relationship develops.
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