Friday, January 27, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
DPC Vlog: Great Scene, Bad Movie
YouTube is playing funny and won't let me embed this week's Dear Pop Culture Vlog, which is Great Scenes, Bad Movies - click here to watch.
Feel free to let me know your own favourite great scene, bad movie suggestions.
Random Pop Culture Thoughts for the Week:
- Heidi Klum and Seal - that's sad, I thought they had legs.
- Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the over the top PDA with the boyfriend. It's making everyone REALLY uncomfortable.
- Josh Hutcherson is a cutie but needs to comb the fringe up to be cuter.
Feel free to let me know your own favourite great scene, bad movie suggestions.
Random Pop Culture Thoughts for the Week:
- Heidi Klum and Seal - that's sad, I thought they had legs.
- Vanessa Hudgens needs to stop the over the top PDA with the boyfriend. It's making everyone REALLY uncomfortable.
- Josh Hutcherson is a cutie but needs to comb the fringe up to be cuter.
Monday, January 16, 2012
Dear Golden Globes Red Carpet
I love Award Shows, LOVE THEM! From the local Logies, Brownlow and others to the Emmy's, Globes and big daddy of them all The Oscars. I love over-analysing people's reactions to winners, I love trying to lip read celebrities on the red carpet and I love the assured shameless C grade star who will no doubt over dress in an effort to be noticed (I'm looking squarely at you Bryn!).
In past online life, I ran a little celebrity fashion blog and the spirit of Harsh Light of Day is with me tonight as I dust off the old judgemental fingers and take a peek at those on red carpets today.
Alexander Skarsgaard
Damn! You can thank me later.
Will Arnett & Amy Poehler
The couple that photo bombs together, stays together
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
Welcome Mr and Mrs Ambassador's to Canada or Denmark or Japan or any other country that is red and white.
Anne Heche
Do you think everyone at the after parties just stares at her and whispers behind their Sav Blancs 'there is the crazy, pretended for a bit lesbian that broke Ellen's heart?'
Claire Danes
The more I saw, the more I liked. I was far more concerned with the lack of Dancy by her side but when she thanked him in her acceptance speech, I was put at ease - thanks Claire. PS Homeland = awesome.
Clive Owen
Damn! You can thank me later.
Colin Firth
Damn Mr Darcy! You can thank me later.
Emma Stone
I LOVE YOU! It's now reaching in-appropriate levels of girl-crush with Emma and I think she may re-think a visit to this country based on my love alone. Sorry everyone for ruining it for us.
Erin Wasson
And here is the C grade wannabe desperate for the limelight. This dress won't attract any attention at all.
Ewan McGregor
Damn! You can thank me later.
George Clooney
Oh George you hilarious man you! You are a block of charm, air quotes and raised eyes Bachelor-hood delight.
Jon Hamm
Damn Hamm! You can thank me later.
John Stamos
Damn Uncle Jesse! You can thank me later.
Lea Michele & Cory Montieth
And now begin discussing are they now dating? Is the hand too loose and therefore not affectionate enough or is it a decoy limp hand? Is her demure face being coy with a secret or HEY REPORTERS I HAVE A SECRET!
Linday Lohan
See, look everyone, I'm totally fine, all good, very normal now. Life is A-OK and I am back on track, seriously, everyone I am. Please hire me, I promise, I'll be good, I won't steal anything and I totally come to work, I swear. I am on the complete straight and narrow, the up and up. I am good to go! Please, insurance companies will come around, they will and remember how WAY back when I was a good actress, like WAY back when. Wait, don't go, please listen, Robert Downey Jnr, you like him now, come on!
Michael Fassbender
You know you're the hottest fella in the room when Clooney is congratulating you in an acceptance speech and letting the world know you're rocking a big penis. Also - DAMN MAGNETO! You can totally thank me later.
Mirand Kerr & Orlando Bloom
The dress is awful but Miranda, you bought along Legolas so I'll give you a pass.
Nicole Richie
Love it. She has totally sorted herself out and made having a jewellery line not a just a celebrity tax evasion scheme but an actually thing.
Reese Witherspoon
I don't think she'll ever recover from the show stopping, amazing, eff you Ryan Phillippe canary yellow cocktail dress of awesome a few years ago. This certainly isn't helping.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
This is going to shock the hell out of some people but I really like this. Especially after the SEA of nudes, bieges and tan dresses that were all identical. And SMG is looking happy and smiling and just pleased to be out and about as opposed to sad sack Dicaprio or Wiig or the many other poutters who looked as if they were being dragged to a slaughter house and not a fully catered for, industry piss up with gift bags and limos.
In past online life, I ran a little celebrity fashion blog and the spirit of Harsh Light of Day is with me tonight as I dust off the old judgemental fingers and take a peek at those on red carpets today.
Damn! You can thank me later.
The couple that photo bombs together, stays together
Welcome Mr and Mrs Ambassador's to Canada or Denmark or Japan or any other country that is red and white.
Do you think everyone at the after parties just stares at her and whispers behind their Sav Blancs 'there is the crazy, pretended for a bit lesbian that broke Ellen's heart?'
The more I saw, the more I liked. I was far more concerned with the lack of Dancy by her side but when she thanked him in her acceptance speech, I was put at ease - thanks Claire. PS Homeland = awesome.
Damn! You can thank me later.
Damn Mr Darcy! You can thank me later.
I LOVE YOU! It's now reaching in-appropriate levels of girl-crush with Emma and I think she may re-think a visit to this country based on my love alone. Sorry everyone for ruining it for us.
And here is the C grade wannabe desperate for the limelight. This dress won't attract any attention at all.
Damn! You can thank me later.
Oh George you hilarious man you! You are a block of charm, air quotes and raised eyes Bachelor-hood delight.
Damn Hamm! You can thank me later.
Damn Uncle Jesse! You can thank me later.
And now begin discussing are they now dating? Is the hand too loose and therefore not affectionate enough or is it a decoy limp hand? Is her demure face being coy with a secret or HEY REPORTERS I HAVE A SECRET!
See, look everyone, I'm totally fine, all good, very normal now. Life is A-OK and I am back on track, seriously, everyone I am. Please hire me, I promise, I'll be good, I won't steal anything and I totally come to work, I swear. I am on the complete straight and narrow, the up and up. I am good to go! Please, insurance companies will come around, they will and remember how WAY back when I was a good actress, like WAY back when. Wait, don't go, please listen, Robert Downey Jnr, you like him now, come on!
You know you're the hottest fella in the room when Clooney is congratulating you in an acceptance speech and letting the world know you're rocking a big penis. Also - DAMN MAGNETO! You can totally thank me later.
The dress is awful but Miranda, you bought along Legolas so I'll give you a pass.
Love it. She has totally sorted herself out and made having a jewellery line not a just a celebrity tax evasion scheme but an actually thing.
I don't think she'll ever recover from the show stopping, amazing, eff you Ryan Phillippe canary yellow cocktail dress of awesome a few years ago. This certainly isn't helping.
This is going to shock the hell out of some people but I really like this. Especially after the SEA of nudes, bieges and tan dresses that were all identical. And SMG is looking happy and smiling and just pleased to be out and about as opposed to sad sack Dicaprio or Wiig or the many other poutters who looked as if they were being dragged to a slaughter house and not a fully catered for, industry piss up with gift bags and limos.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Most Anticipated Books of 2012
The banging sound is not a kidnap victim trying to escape, it's my broken window slamming in the breeze. How fun is that at 3am in the morning? God bless being a renter who has been ignored by her landlord for a few months on this issue!
Saturday, January 7, 2012
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