Dear Jennifer Lopez

So here’s the thing. I’ve just spent some time with you and your most recent rom com The Back Up Plan and it’s not good. Not even bad good, but just really bad. Generally a rom com has either romance or comedy but sadly, this was lacking both. I think when you start relying on a disabled dog and a slightly foul mouthed senior citizen and zany friend to carry the film, it’s not going well. Betty White cornered the zippy elderly lady routine and Sandra Bullock nabbed her first.

Once upon a time J-Lo, I used to defend your movie skills. I still think The Wedding Planner is not a bad little flick, and Maid in Manhattan – that’s bad good. You also once upon a time, showed real promise. Cast your mind back to you and George Clooney in Out of Sight. That is some serious sizzle and you actually acted in the film. Not just batted your super extend eyelashs and expected the audience to fall in love with your charming ‘Zoe’.

So here’s the deal Jen, you stop making romantic comedies that have no actual laughter or chemistry in them and life will be a little bit easier. Can you also pass the message along to Jennifer Aniston, that would be tops.